Studies done by insurance companies have found that if a wife kisses her husband goodbye in the morning, the husband has fewer auto accidents and lives five years longer. Found, yellowed Oregonian newspaper clipping inside of the book The Ballad of John and Yoko. “It is a confusing path, hard to follow without a thread, but, provided [you are] not devoured at the midpoint, it leads surely, despite twists and turns, back to the beginning.” - Plato