That is unless you are Nicolas Cage and reading this, hopefully not alongside your attorney. Nic, if you want us to release this wallpaper, you can just call Avery on her personal cell phone. You could also text. Anytime. Day or night. 503-764-7610. Please. 
BUT you can download your free Roomstruck phone wallpaper by saving the images below:
As a thanks for being a good sport about our cheap April Fool's day trick, here's a link for early access to our next release: